- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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