A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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