Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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rent a cops

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Anti Joke

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