- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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