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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

A dancer walks into a barre

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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