- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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