This is funny.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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