Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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