- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

knock knock who's there me i kill you

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??