What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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one morning i turned on my tv

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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Anti Joke

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