- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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