- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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