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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What's red, blue & green all over?

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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