What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

mexicans fishing

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Women outside of the kitchen.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Sloths

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

outside your comfort zone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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