- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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