- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Maths.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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