mitchell palmer sucks

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

The WNBA

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...