i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

A drunk guy walks into a car

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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