What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Male leadership.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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