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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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