Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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