- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Okay, after this one then...

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Knock, Knock Come in

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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