- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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