- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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