- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

How you know when dislextic

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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