- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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