- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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