- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What happened to my sunglasses?

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

An Asian person drove home safely.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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