- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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