If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock Knock Who's there

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Donald Trump

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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