yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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96

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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