What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

homosexual rights to marriage

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Indians

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

lets bomb africa

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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