I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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