- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Y u do dis?

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Fine, ladies first.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Sex

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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