Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I am quite mature.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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