- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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