- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

You idiot.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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