Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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your no better than a cockroach

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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