What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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