There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Anti Joke

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