- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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