- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Womens rights

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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