Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

A American seeking into mexico

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...