- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's brown an sticky Shit

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

autistic kids rock

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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