- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Women's rights.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

butt sex

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Women's Rights Movement

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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