- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Cripples are lame.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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