What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Turkeys are obese

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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