- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Women's rights

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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