- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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