- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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