- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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