A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What comes after 69? 70

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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i saw amango it splootered

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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