what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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