- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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