- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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