What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

noah is a scrub jungle

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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