- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

whats worse than failing your maths test?

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

What comes after 23? 24.

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