What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Jews

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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