- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Jesus Christ

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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