Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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