Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Sir, your wife is dead

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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