This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Anti Joke

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