- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Whats green? The color green.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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