- Anti Joke

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

-6

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

-6

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

-6

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

-6

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

-6

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

-6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??