Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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