Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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