What do you say to a rock? Meow

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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