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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Guest what? Dog

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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